Things You Should Probably Know, Because I Say So

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Running in a race and you feel like,

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Running not in a race and you feel like,

sushispook:

mschaos:

tastefullyoffensive:

A guide for speaking to me in the morning. [x]

I should get this for my husband as a reminder to me :)

That’s great honey, but what are you going to put on the first cup? :)

1) Accurate
2) The first cup is labeled:

______ my other mug is a Bat’leth

______ hope you brought spare testicles

______ don’t even

sushispook:

mschaos:

tastefullyoffensive:

A guide for speaking to me in the morning. [x]

I should get this for my husband as a reminder to me :)

That’s great honey, but what are you going to put on the first cup? :)

1) Accurate

2) The first cup is labeled:

______ my other mug is a Bat’leth

______ hope you brought spare testicles

______ don’t even

occono:

Sigh. GPOY.

Whenever it’s my turn to DD.

otakoyakii:

Heaven

otakoyakii:

Heaven

owlturdcomix:

One more month.

ohmalley-thealliecat:

artelini:

A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.

when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought she was a bitch and now they’ve been married 25 years

they get a long in a similar way

they love each other, but they don’t like eachother

Looks like SOMEONE finally got one of our memos.

Posting something on a whim and it gets 50 notes.

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and then 100 notes…

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500 notes…

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1000 notes…

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2000 notes…

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3000 notes!

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4000 notes?

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5000 NOTES

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Me leaving work Friday afternoon.

Me getting back to work Monday morning.