Things You Should Probably Know, Because I Say So
tmirai:

martymuses:

shithowdy:

RP apologies

@tmirai, I’m going to need you to make me this cake. Or like 100 of them.

;_; Okay.

relatable.

tmirai:

martymuses:

shithowdy:

RP apologies

@tmirai, I’m going to need you to make me this cake. Or like 100 of them.

;_; Okay.

relatable.

samkinsman:

still the best

samkinsman:

still the best

relatable

I for one, welcome my new Internet deities. via, College Humor

rumbleraven:

I only have two pair of pants.

rumbleraven:

I only have two pair of pants.

 - white people ordering food at a mexican restaurant
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truth

Everyone else is doing it…

Everyone else is doing it…

we hate xander too

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

thetellingtruth:

notcuddles:

queenoftheimpala:

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When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

YOU COOKED A MAN’S SOUL.

YOU DID THE DEVIL’S WORK, I TELL YOU.

terrifying

We are all books because we have spines and stories to tell.

guyalice:

- My coworker (because we work in a library)

You can also check some of us out, and some of us are on reserve, so you can’t.

I’m sure this is a really deep art piece an all, but all I can think about is

I’m sure this is a really deep art piece an all, but all I can think about is

humanscalecities:

SAY BIG DATA ONE MORE TIME. As seen here.

humanscalecities:

SAY BIG DATA ONE MORE TIME. As seen here.

dms-a-jem:

His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales, attempts to woo a wife by dictating a short note to her expressing his honorable intentions…

Tindr, the prequel.