virtuouslyvindicated:

thecakebar:

Pinata Cake Tutorial

Mother of God…

southern-beef:

Gold all in my chain.
Gold all in my rang.
Gold all in my oreos.
Don’t believe me just fuck yourself.

kantreal:

doctordonna10:

lizlemon-party:

good god 

L

The perfect ice cream sandwich…

thenoodlenose:

slimu:

Japanese Food Party :D

That little rice ball is just bouncing away humming “nomnomnomnomnomnom”

laughingsquid:

Trongs, Plastic Finger Tripods For Eating Messy Foods

These people get me!

“The owls are not what they seem.”

But this cup of coffee sure does look like an owl. A friend of London-based artist Stuart Rutherford dropped a couple Hula Hoops (crunchy, cylindrical potato-based snacks) into their coffee and only to discover a bird of prey staring back up at them.

Stuart posted the picture via his twitter feed accompanied by the words: “Who’d a thunk dunking a couple of Hula Hoops in your coffee would be so beautiful.”

[via Bored Panda]

randomologie:

shaveyerpitz:

shereejean:

thecakebar:

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Brownie Bombs  (Eggless)

jesus christ.

Stfu get in my mouth.

So Eric should make these

drawing-bored:

i need that apron. but, you know, human-sized.

eataku:

Yakitori… dogs love it too!

archiemcphee:

As much as we love a tasty donut (and we really, really do), on April 1st, if someone offers you a donut it might be wise to think twice before taking a bite.

Jill from Kitchen Fun With My Three Sons came up with an awesome April Fool’s Day prank in which a complete meatloaf dinner has been convincingly disguised as half a dozen Dunkin’ Donuts. She calls them April Fools Dunkin Phonuts.

The donuts are made of ground turkey meatloaf, covered in mashed potato frosting, and finished with a chopped bell pepper sprinkles. But that’s not all. The deceptive donuts are served up with a piping hot cup of fresh… mushroom gravy.

We’re guessing that these “phonuts” are probably pretty tasty in their own right, but that’s only if  you and your tastebuds know what you’re getting into. But hey, that’s decidedly not what April Fool’s Day is about, right?

Click here for the recipe.

[via That’s Nerdalicious!]

batmansleftnipple:

skylarghost:

cloud-bending:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.

I can do it.

I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

well with that attitude you cant

Who’s ready for sum Dim-Sum?!?!?!

trollingchannel:

http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/

This is a systemic problem in my household. AKA, why Brian really shouldn’t leave picking dinner up to me.

Y so hungry?