Things You Should Probably Know, Because I Say So

theairtightgarage:

40 Days in the Desert 2/7

taraobrien:

pleatedjeans:

How to Waste Your Entire Life: A Book by Me

Oh god what am I doing…

bunnyfood:

(via tastefullyoffensive:whompcomic)

First post in my new tag series! #brianwantsacat

always reblog

trollingchannel:

http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/

This is a systemic problem in my household. AKA, why Brian really shouldn’t leave picking dinner up to me.

pymparticles:

Isn’t two Bat-Dads what we all really want?

based on this post on Dean Trippe’s page.

bearguy77:

turbocunt:

dorkly:

The Do’s and Don’ts of Playing Videogames With Friends

I fucking love mario party for these exact reasons

There is much wisdom to be found here.

This is not at all creepy.

absurdlakefront:

Cute and relatable.

This would make a good greeting card.